These are a few footnotes for other pages on this site.
This is also where I'll explain any in-jokes that 99.9% of the population won't understand,
but which appear on a regular basis throughout the site, especially in the journals.

Don't just read this page, because the items aren't likely to make any sense out of context.
Or indeed, in context.




























































'It's a sin' Latin translation

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti
Vobis fratres
Quia peccavi nimis cogitatione
Verbo, opere et omissione
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

...means the following...

I confess to almighty God
And to you my brothers
That I have sinned exceedingly
In thought, word, act and omission
Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault

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'Ana Ng' Lyrics

The actual lyrics on the song are:

And it sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks until it goes away

The middle line is not actually part of the written lyrics. The song is sung such that it sounds as though the record is broken at that point.

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The word 'Relevantly'

It does.

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Loads Of Pages??!!

Well, in my little A6 book I was writing in it was loads of pages. 6 and a half to be precise.

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Aserejé - What!?

Aserejé is a song about a song. It tells the story of Diego, an afro-gypsy Rastafarian, who spends his evenings dancing to rap and hip-hop. Diego likes a popular 1979 tune, Rapper’s Delight by Sugar Hill Gang. But he doesn’t know the English words, so he pronounces them as gibberish. Aserejé is a Spanish phonetic translation for “I said a hip,” taken from the Sugar Hill Gang song.

The original lyrics from Rapper’s Delight are:
“I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you don’t stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie
say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.”

They became, in the Ketchup language,
“Aserejé, ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de buididipí”

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Recorded mileage of my Fiesta J311YNO

I'm going to be really sad here and record all the mileages as shown in the service book. Not like me at all.

20/07/1992 6715 13/08/1993 14239 15/10/1994 20177 10/11/1995 25096 01/11/1996 30920 03/10/1997 36749 26/09/1998 44224 11/09/1999 50361 02/12/2000 58262 03/11/2001 63213 23/11/2002 68868

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